OH GOD THE 4th OF JULY IS COMING UP
Do you know what that means?
Its Stars and Stripes season.
see my inner flute player is going GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN’ PICC SOLO I WILL DESTROY YOU
and my inner horn player is just
declining to fucking comment
(my outer horn player is gouging my eardrums tho)
EXCUSE ME BUT THE STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER IS THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME
OF ALL TIME
We're all stories in the end.